Wednesday, 21 November, 2018

Special Counsel Robert Mueller Is 'The Bachelor' In New SNL Cold Open

Saturday Night Live There is no better way to break a woman's heart than to tell her you don't have Trump on collusion. By Tracy E. Gilchrist March 11 2018 12:16 PM EDT
| 12 March, 2018, 11:19

Mueller's message: it was just too soon to commit.

Nervous and awkward, he tells Becca that he's not sure how to begin the conversation, before mumbling that, "The reality is that, um, I don't think that I can give you everything that you want right now, you know, and I think you sense that". Mueller asks, and Becca shakes her head. She was under the impression the indictment of 13 Russians and revelations that a secret meeting between a Trump supporter and Russian businessman in Seychelles meant something to their budding relationship.

"Honestly, probably six", he replied.

On Saturday, SNL pulled two of the top headlines from the week-the overly-dramatic Bachelor season finale and the ongoing kerfuffle that is the Trump-Russia investigation-and married them into one funny-as-hell skit.

Becca's reply, riddled with political satire, is: "So.what, you don't have Trump on collusion?" "He's just gonna be president?"

"So, I have to wait two more years for him to be out of office", a despondent Becca asks.


"Collusion is literally the only thing I've been looking forward to for the past year", Strong said.

"I don't know how to answer that", McKinnon says.

Becca asked a disappointed Mueller.

Brown used his This Is Us - "the saddest thing you can watch on TV other than the news" - roots during his monologue as he tried to keep his emotions in check.

Kufrin was indeed chosen as the next bachelorette.

Saturday's show was hosted by first-timer Sterling K. Brown, who poked fun at his own show, This Is Us, and the groundbreaking box-office hit movie he also appears in, Black Panther, throughout the night. The commercial includes Brown as HUD Secretary Ben Carson, Aidy Bryant as Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Pete Davidson as the president's son-in-law, Jared Kushner, Cecily Strong as Stormy Daniels, and Kate McKinnon as presidential adviser Kellyanne Conway.

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